sadtoasteroven:

whenever I get sad, I just think about dan from florida

thanks, dan

(via emalemonade)

deadpools:

giemma:

deadpools:

how do gay men have sex???? does one of them grow a vagina or something????

*whispers* they put it in the bootyhole

(via davedirk)

kaleidoscopex:

edgaralanfrog:

ohsoswiftly:

Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke. 

Better than the original

better than the goat remix

(via emalemonade)

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

(via moshbitchmosh)

sjebooks:

“why are boobs so objectified, smh men”

“omg 13 gifs of male butts!!!”

(via pissoffyoucunts)

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

(via sec0nd-n-sebring)

fangirlwho:

walk into the club like “so get this”

(via idjit-winchesters-in-the-impala)